I've been panic buying groceries I won't eat
Necessities that I don't need
Who knew there were so many
Medical experts on my feed
I coughed once or twice last week
I cross-checked with WebMD
I suspect that this could be
More than just an allergy

I could be contagious
I should probably play it safe
It may take great patience
But I’ll do it just in case

Quarantine me
Lock the door and leave me alone
No one visit me at home
Everything has been postponed
Quarantined!
Quarantined!

I’ll finish every game I never beat
Every book I wanna read
Lean to cook rare recipes
From some country overseas
Revive my dead Neopets
Lounge around in my best sweats
Isolate and disconnect
Wipe away and disinfect

I could be contagious
I should take one for the team
And state-sanctioned vacation
Sounds like a fourteen day dream

Quarantine me
Lock the door and leave me alone
No one visit me at home
Everything has been postponed
Quarantined!
Quarantined!

Lay in bed for days on end
Leave all my friend’s texts on read
Hope to God they think I’m dead
Soap to God to stop the spread
I’ve been prepping my whole life
I thrive with this kind of strife
Wear a mask and stay inside
My two favorite things collide

I could be contagious
I should make the sacrifice
You call me courageous
But I call it paradise

Quarantine me
Lock the door and leave me alone
No one visit me at home
Everything has been postponed
Quarantine me
Lock the door and leave me alone
No, don’t even call my phone
Everything has been postponed
Quarantined!